This is my friend woodchuck, I named him after you,
he slobbers uncontrollably and pisses in my shoe,
he farts like he's ammonic and sniffs his private parts,
he likes to eat the finest books, his favourite is Descartes.
He scratches with his dirty claws, its horrible to see,
When I clicked upon your contest, I'm sure I saw a flea.
He sometimes takes me for a walk, to find a bitch on heat,
does that sound familiar, or are you quite effete ?
Disqualified I may well be, I'll leave that up to you,
but please do me a favour, stop pissing in that shoe !
This may not be ironic, or subtle parody,
but as insults go its reasonable, I'm sure you will agree..
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Credit to -
Picture prompt: Roid Dog
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1341/727663041_d1cddd5a17_o.jpg
A contest entry
- Irony, Satire, and Sarcasm (Quotes and a Picture Prompt) by Wandering Woodchuck.
666 points, ended September 5, 2008, 11 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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I do like the sarcasm, and it is nothing personal on the shoe pissing stuff, I just feel the need to mark my territory.
I love the rhyme and flow. How could I DQ a witty entry like this.
Great job.
Mike
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Is this a real dog on steroids? I hope not!
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Oh that poor dog!! lol. what is wrong with it!! Oh I feel so bad! lol. you really did such a wonderful job with this piece!! I'm sure that Chuck
will love it!
Best of luck in the contest!
Angel
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LOL I think Chuckers will like your humorous take on Robo-Dog lol He does have a wicked sense of humor and is really a great guy. Best of luck!
Linda
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Dude, that dog is insane looking. At first I thought you were really taking a dig at old chuck over there, but then I noticed it was for a contest. Lucky you because he left me a nice comment so I would have had to go roid dog on your ass and bite you..
Funny poem. haha And a bit gross.
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