Pussy Cat Fish by Maxboy at All poetry

Teeth like a buzz-saw,

the catfish I saw.

With a catfish like that,

best swim on your back.

So fuzzy, soft and tender,

but one that will change your gender.

With a pussy catfish like her,

actually, I think I dated her.

Was that pussy catfish,

or a different dish?

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By ~ Maxboy
Picture Prompt

Bronze,

In a list

Humor • next in list
#3~Trophies ~ BRONZE • next in list

A contest entry

10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 4th contest on the brighter side of life! ~#111~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE by Roaddog Wolf. 475 points, ended September 4, 2008, 7 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest

~PLEASE COMMENT~

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condor
January 3

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Very funny write indeed and the picture, oh my! This was terrific. Great humor here, mate. I loved this. I have to log off in a minute but i will be putting you on my favourites for future readings. Thanks for the laugh and congrats on the win you got.
- Maxboy
  January 3
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  Thank you very much for your wonderful comment and I am very happy you got a laugh out of my write. Thank you for adding me as a favorite.
  
  Thanks Again
  Don
My Milieu
September 15, 2008
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Nice, that's certainly an oddity
- Maxboy
  January 3
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  Sorry El,I just noticed, that I had missed replying to your comment on my poem. I am very sorry for overlooking it.
  
  How have you been, I have missed you and our talks.
Amera
September 10, 2008

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LOL,
Yay for the trophy! This is halarious. I saw this pic and it just didn't inspire my muse. You took it and ran with it. Bravo!

Love,
Amera♥
- Maxboy
  September 10, 2008
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  Thank you for the applause and wonderful comment. I really love your dancing girl, she is very cute.
  
  Thanks Again
  Don
Pearl-1
September 7, 2008

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luckly i dont swim in the sea max aint..come face to face with that..brill write made me laugh hahaha..xxx
- Maxboy
  September 8, 2008
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  Thank you for the applause and wonderful comment.
  
  I'm pleased I could give you laugh.
  
  Thanks
  Don
dustookie2
September 2, 2008

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this is one that makes me smile wishing the gender change ... if only. Great take on the prompt. Nice imagery flashing through my head. Good luck in the contest.
- Maxboy
  September 2, 2008
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  Thank you for the great comment and all the applause.
  
  Thanks
  Don
Roaddog Wolf
September 1, 2008

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lol I hope
you know the difference by now ...lol well written and a fun read

thank you for your entry and good luck in the contest....
- Maxboy
  September 4, 2008
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  Thank you so much for the Bron..[Shuush] Blin..[Shuush, we don't mention those] confidence you have given me.
  
  Thanks Roaddog
  Don
- Maxboy
  September 1, 2008
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  Thank you for the wonderful comment and all the applause.
  
  Yes, I do know the difference, but sometimes you just can't help it.
  
  Thanks
  Don
Blue Eyes Wander
August 31, 2008

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great
I think this is the only one so far that's actually made me laugh out loud. Very funny stuff. I love the fourth stanza the best.
Sooo many sharks out there....WATCHOUT!
Dem poosies will getch yew
- Maxboy
  August 31, 2008
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  Thank you very much for the great comment and applause.
sassykitty
August 25, 2008

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Entertaining and I did like the humour behind this a lot. The picture also made me laugh, a good thing on a dull Monday morning. Good luck in your contest. Cheers and thanks for sharing.
- Maxboy
  August 25, 2008
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  Thank you very much for the wonderful comment and applause.
  
  Don
Riftkin
August 24, 2008

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s this was nice to see and read

you dated her...

hehe

okay best of luck in this contest.

Riftkin
- Maxboy
  August 24, 2008
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  Thank you for the wonderful comment and applause.
  
  Thanks Again
  Don