She was tired of being dismissed
because she was blond. She got pissed!
She decided to chemically find
a way to impress with her mind.
The experiment went up in flames
but she was heard to exclaim:
In spite of exposing my chest
at least I had some small success.
I may have mixed in the wrong ratio.
but I did give myself my first fellatio.
Author notes
Okay 
It's a bit lame but all the good angles were taken by the time I got here!
fellatio aka blow-job.
Prompt: Photo (Humor)
Photo Credit: Author Unknown
10 lines
A contest entry
- 10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 1st mud wave of entire mountain of contest on the brighter side of life! ~#108~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE by Roaddog Wolf.
475 points, ended September 4, 2008, 7 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Critical Comments Always Welcome but I Won't Turn Down Fluffy One's Either :D
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lol good rhyme flow stumbled a little in my opinion but a good write
thank you for your entry and good luck in the contest....
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Congrats to her and who said being blonde was, OH OH Yess, not enjoyable.....
Thank you for the read I like the different paths this contest has gone. Sitting here with a grin on my face thinking am i enjoying this way too much.
Great take on the prompt Good luck in the contest.
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Oh, dear, dear.
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Haha, this one's even funnyer! As always, rhyme is perfect and I didnt fall of my chair reading this time! I just laughed really bad.
Best of luck!
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This a mess she doth made
all because she forgot to play
with the big boys outside
that wanted to take her for a ride...
oops did I just do that
loved this one... (even better than mine)
Joann
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