I luve too right poetree
For it ish my speshulty
I like too right poemz all day lawng
To bad thay alwayz come owt rong
Wen it comez too ryme, Im relee bad
It wo'nt git any bedder, annd it makez me sad
My grammer is crap and I can say
Sense day won, it'z been that way
I ca'nt spell too save mi lyfe
I wanta cutt off mi fingers wit a nife
I mite get aressted won of theze dayz
Because uv mi terrible ryming wayz
A spoon can right beter poemz then me
Thts a fact everywon can cleerly see
I feel eye c'ant do anything write
And I kno I'm not verry brite
My brane ish lyke a bawl of fluff
And fer me, thnking ish realee tuff
This pome ish amayzing, the besht won iv'e writ
But everybuddy said tht they hayted it
Maybee sumone wil think itz good
But I dout anywon eber wood
My brane ish fryed butt im' alrite
Uhh...eye dunno wut ells too right!
Author notes
ROFL!
This really IS my beshtest poem everrr! 
I lovee ittt!!
Best=CRAPPIEST
love=HATEEEE!!! DX
A contest entry
- Bully by Annexed Josephine.
500 points, ended August 25, 2008, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Cleverly Terrible Poetry by GlassSlippers.
625 points, ended October 18, 2008, 24 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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This charming little write is dreadful. Very very bad, and I think i will have to put it in the finalists. Thank you for entering. -Glass
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HaHahahahaha! "I ca'nt spell too save mi lyfe
I wanta cutt off mi fingers wit a nife" This was great.
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Hahah, cute pie very cute. I loved it. It was funny and cute at the same time.
Sincerely your big brother,
Deathwolf Tasagka
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omg....funny..so funny!!!
Could hardly understand a word in it..imagined somebody from the moon speaking English.lolzz..
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w00! it wash sooo kool! and yesh a shpoon probobly rite butter den yewsh! juft jokingz!
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