NSO'd

My buddy's in the fox hole
Getting him some head
He says he's been fucking
But I know he lied
Because he is a

Ver-er-er-er-gin

He's doing her doggy style
The sergent is nearby
He's walking away
Damn he turned the other way

Oh He's So Dead

My buddy's getting NSO'd
For getting him some ass
He did like her
But now he regrets
Not being a

Ver-er-er-er-gin

He's going to a new company
The Drill Sergent will know him

Oh He's So Dead

Author notes

inspired by true people and true events, during basic Private Allen was caught with Private McKeeth having sex in a foxhole during FTX1, he was actually stroking her butt when he was caught

NSO'd means "new start over" you get this when you have to redo basic, its like restarting from nothing