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Whats in Your wallet? Oops, I mean purse. Wellll... Where do I start?

I have a black purse. Not two or three, but just one you see.
In it is an odd assortment of items, of which most of them are hidding.

Of which include but is not limited to, the following.

2 Books- Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer, and Vampire Royalty by Valerie Hoffman.

An assortment of reciepts from Taco Bell, Book Rack, and more.

Umbrella, glasses, and glasses case.

Coin Purse- coins/change, barrattes, safety pins, post-it notes, pair of purple earrings, red stone, cherry stem tyed in a knot, and a hairtie.

Comb, or pick whatever you want to call it.

And the followings things which are in my wallet-

more change, money, pictures, and drivers ID, library card, subway coupons, store gift cards, and a sticker that says "Do Not Harm" on it.

Upon my key chain hangs just two keys- one to the house, and other to the car,

the rest are an sharpie marker, caribine clip, plastic bottle ring, and pop tabs.

Make-up bag- No less than 7 different eyeshadows, 2 makeup bruches, 1 lipstick,

clear mascara, tweezers, neosporin, bandaids, compact mirror and chaptstick.

Plus 5 eyeliners- blue, black, brown, sparkely red, and sparkely black.

Pocket Calendar, and multiple business cards.

Ina little blue bag is, ibuprofen, midol, motrin, a watch, knife, foldup bag, blue and orange highliters, 2 headbands,  4 pens and 2 pencils, face sunscreen stick, Head-On stick, breath mints, tampons, panty liner, germ-x, bracelet,  and orbit gum.

That concludes this rambling littany of the contents of my bottomless pit.

Author notes

Picture credit- http://dana-redde.deviantart.com/art/What-s-In-Dana-s-Purse-61446463

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  • Merriwoman
    October 26, 2008

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    hey ummm idk what we are doin this friday since it halloween ..we are doin somethin ...ummmm ill try to call u ...tomorrow ...god i have had a horrible day ...ill tell u later.....the poem is about someone i made up..lol....its just about our troops and ..yeah....how are u feelin what happen at home comin ..that chick that was helpin u didnt let me see u or help u ..sry ..i was worried about u anyway ...ill ttyl
    love u
    stevie


  • Riamh
    August 23, 2008

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    My word! it sounds more like you are moving house! How can you find anything? *looks at the list again* You must have very well toned muscles, girl!
    Best of luck!
    Slayer