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Suicidal Cows Make Cravendale

One cow looks at me and winks
I looked at my mom and blink
I run away to look at the chicks
to find a cow hitting another with a stick
i follow them in to the barn
still wondering why the heck I came to the farm
but watching as I was watching the cows box
I got put into a head lock
another cow comes at me with a metal stick
the smell of their poop makes me sick
they force me to drink milk thats stale
suicidal cows make cravendale 

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