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Cheese, please, Louise!!!

'What's your name?'
'Why, it's Louise!'
Then people start to giggle
'Can I have some cheese
or peas, Louise?!'
Oooo, you're so original

'What's your name?'
'Just call me Lou!'
I see the laughter in their eyes
'I'm off the loo
to have a poo!'
Your words come as no suprise

I get the full title
when I've been 'bad'
'Louise Samantha B!'
When I hear that shout
be in no doubt
I'm only going to flee!

I have another name, you know
It begins and ends
the same
My reply,
when called a thousand times?
'I'm changing my bloody name!'

I used to groan and grumble
at these names -
oh, such a curse!
But time and wisdom
taught me
I could be called much worse!!!






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  • Sue Cardwell gold member
    August 23, 2008

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    Thank you for this amusing and humourous poem in the contest, it certainly made me smile, especially as my youngest daughter is called Louise.
    Thank you to Jade for running this contest to cheer me up.

    Love
    Sue