If you are what you ate, what the hell did you eat?
it sure wasn't a treat, it's the hand of fate.
Your eyes kinda strange, with funny furry ears,
how can you cause fears? You look quite deranged.
None of the fishwives, will look at you twice,
that is the paid price, you took a cat's life.
You'd better not go, to the Hammerhead Cafe,
they'll think you're gay, your ass will grow.
Really sorry about this, but I have to leave,
dont be so naive, you're marked with the devils kiss.
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opps forget the little people.
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A good title for this picture prompt.A mixed bag of a twisted mind
So what's the difference between a duck??????motorbikes dont have doors.
Good luck in the contest.
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well not sure I get much of a laugh from this one but nice write
thank you for your entry and good luck in the contest....
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unsual rhyming scheme; unfortunately it didn't read too well for me - found the words tripping hard off the tongue, but, best of luck in the contest
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Interesting... a bit scattered but you have great lines that bring smiles... Best of luck...
Ken
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Very interesting rhyme scheme.
Good luck in the contest.
Maxboy
Don
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interesting piece.
best wishes in the contest
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