Now I wouldn't normally ever, be seen with such as you,
but my lovely publicist, said I just had to.
Would love to bury the hatchet, so to speak,
in your smug pilgrim head, you tree climbing freak.
Instead, need to be nice, I'd rather chase your ass,
Me? at your after party? No, think I'll have to pass.
Don't you think eating the host, might be rather crass?
With the catnip on your breath, you would give me gas.
One of your nine damn lives was saved today,
but next time I see you, I'm not gonna play.
Author notes
Love you Tory.
A contest entry
- 10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 5th contest on the brighter side of life! ~#112~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE by Roaddog Wolf.
475 points, ended September 4, 2008, 7 entries
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The things we do
thinking what thoughts would be passing between the two.A great take on the prompt
Thank you for the pleasure of this read. Good luck in the contest. Nicely penned.
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Nicely done... well rhymed and full of humor... Best of luck...
Ken
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Hey dont attach my names to these things
lmao
well done here I liked this one alot
Best wishes in the contest
Love you
Tory
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