My wife ran off with my sisters best friend,
who cares, neither of them are pretty anymore.
For the last 10 years, it's been just pretend,
as all the bills pile up, we became poor.
Kids are gone now, good riddance to you,
take the pick-up, the house, all of the bills.
I could care less who, or how you screw,
what it takes for you now, to get your thrills.
Enjoying the quiet of bachelor's life,
dishes piled high, laundry strewn about.
Actually, the sink is pretty ripe,
empty pizza boxes should be thrown out.
Being single has one really good perk,
can get drunk, laugh at, Steve Martins "The Jerk"
Author notes
This has no relation to real life.
Well, except for laughing at the movie.
It's in my top 10. 
Love you Tory.
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A contest entry
- Go For The Gold/Rhymers by piccola.
500 points, ended August 31, 2008, 37 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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yeah
everything as an up side I suppose, this was funny and enjoyed the read
thanks for entering the contest and good luck
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The Jerk is my son's favorite movie. He goes about singing "I'm buying a thermos for you" LOL. This is not anonymous so the "I love you Tory" is quite alright
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LMAO
uih huh
either or great job.
Best wishes to you in the contest
Love you
Tory
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