I can still remember the glory days of football coaches and drill sergeants
feeding grief, beating my ass into getting the idea
don't be a wimp, when something happens to make your dick go limp,
just suck it up and keep on going because it is only way to find a place to stick it.
Got so practiced that been sucking it up every since,
lips around one pipe of life's crap after another,
figured an old geezer would get a break,
but life sure did dump the manure today.
Went to work and boss, that prick of a jerk,
decided it was time to phase me out,
then my son walked in and I was told he was getting my job,
before letting me know that they were also planning their wedding!
(I just thought all those pink outfits of his were a weird fashion statement,
screw them if I'm giving away the bride either or paying for the ceremony!)
Shuffled my butt home thinking I would survive,
then found a note from the wife,
she took out a third mortgage on the house,
who are now going to foreclose,
taking the money to pay for her sex change operation.
Going to move in with lady divorce attorney.
(Should have expected something when she started going by name of Butch.)
Called up my daughter, the one who I thought was sane,
only to have her tell me she had joined a cult
that worshipped some dude called the Big Wazhoo.
(Naturally she's expecting his child,
says they are moving to Venus as soon as the space ship returns.)
Yep, my life has gone down the tubes,
but I refuse to give up,
got no job, no house, or even a family left.
Screw them all I say
I'm not just going to bend it over and take it that way,
heck got two or three jobs I know I can get,
and got a little stash to cover a new place's rent.
Then I'll pay a visit to the horny widow of an old broad
who is close by and been dropping hints she's hot for my bod,
let her give me a thrill in my favorite type of play,
using her mouth as a vacuum for a spend brand of suck it up
heard at bar that she has a special talent for an oral buffet,
which is way better than me stuck using my right hand in shape of a cup.
Gold trophy winner
Adding your comment:
Brilliant take on the prompt and you have done a excellent job 
Still LMAO the imagery you have painted and my imagination fills in the gaps
Thank you for the laughs. Good luck in the contest.
