Saw this in the shop window it's rubbery and large
as soon as I clapped eyes on it I bought a tub of marge'
they asked me if I wanted it gift wrapped or special 'D'
so obviously they understood this 'gift' was not for me.
Ten sheets of wrapping paper was used to bind this 'toy'
the shop assistant smiled in awe 'Is he one great big boy!'
I felt my face turn red as yet another sash was tied
it all looked so impressive, yes it cannot be denied.
So now it's on a Boeing and oh my will you be glad
my special 'little gift' is just the best you ever had,
one warning though 'sweet magic man' before you rip the foil
if taken by surprise this wondrous 'gadget' can recoil.
Please place it in the oven reglo hot for just an hour
then spread the marge' on top of it to stop it turning sour,
at first it's very slippery but soon you'll get the knack
and if you find it's far too big be good to send it back!
A contest entry
- IT'S ME BIRTHDAY - FOR KINKY ADULTS ONLY! by Swtpoetryman.
700 points, ended September 4, 2008, 9 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Congrats on the bronze..I loved the humor in it.
~sugar~
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Quit the naughty little write here Hilly you done a great job with this and brought a few chuckles from the read best wishes good luck in the contest Brian.
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LOL & SPANKING ME MONKEY AT THE SAME TIME!
You certainly know how to shop for a naughty boy, Hilly! A wonderful, humorous, and erotic piece that didn't miss a beat as I stoked along to it and came like a teen at his girlfriends first stoke! HE! HE! Thanks SO MUCH for your wonderful gift - and now I'm off to get a butt plug to loosen up me sphincter muscles so I'll be ready when me wonderful gift arrives in a rather large and thick plain brown wrapper.
Peace & Love!
Earl.
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wow great write!!! good luck in the contest
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