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Dagnabbit!

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Dagnabbit! We cain’t pull yer haar

     cuz all we gots is paws;

likewise, boo, we cain’t kick yer ass!

     But lookit at aar jaws –

Hey! What y’all mean “no bitin’”? Shoot!

     Is that sum kinda trap?

Cuz hound-dawgs who gots teeth like aars

     cAn OnLy Do ThIs CrAp!

 

 

(see my cuzzin Zeke here? He’s so danged ugly

  we gots tuh hang a donut round his neck so the humans’ll play with him. Shoot!)

 

 

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  • Roaddog Wolf
    August 26, 2008

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    Not exactly sure what to

    make of this but it is damn funny. I enjoyed the connection with the rules, enjoyed the read and it was fun.thank you for entering and good luck in the contest


  • Dalaney gold member
    August 21, 2008

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    omg


    i recognize all three of them. Lord.

    Love, Lane


  • WhiteAngelCake
    August 21, 2008
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    Haha! I like poem! I bet you'll do good in the contest.


  • Amera gold member
    August 21, 2008

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    LOL, well no open mouth kissing here I must say. This is funny and the accent comes out perfectly.

    Love,
    Amera♥

    • Mairi bheag gold member
      August 21, 2008
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      I'm glad. My extensive research (three minutes) paid off.


  • PerVirtuous
    August 21, 2008

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    You piss me off! Not only is this clever, witty and funny, you broke every rule. You've left me noplace to go but the gutter with this one. Fortunately, I am comfortable there. Three dignified bunnies with English teeth.


  • lilAj
    August 21, 2008

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    lol! you aren't afraid of anything are you? you really are an allround poet
    really funny write
    loved it


  • cricketjeff gold member
    August 21, 2008

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    Looking good from here!

    Great stuff.


  • daviscth
    August 21, 2008
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    LMAO!!!! Good luck, I love this!!!

    • Mairi bheag gold member
      August 21, 2008
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      Thanks. It's very off-the-cuff - I haven't even kept a copy.

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