Bullhead Stew

I fished once with my brother Fred
A catfish surfaced and he said:
“Have you some lox or kippers, mate?
I’ve not had breakfast and it’s late.”
Fred said, “I’ve MeenVaruttathu
And buttered scones if that would do?”
The catfish nodded happily
Then ate his breakfast heartily.
He thanked us and then paid his due,
For lunch he made us quite a stew.

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Fred cleaned it, stuffed it, mounted it, ate it. I actually had a salad.

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dustookie2
September 2, 2008

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A great take on the picture prompt.have to admit if I found myself or and relation talking to fish Good luck in the contest.
Roaddog Wolf
September 1, 2008

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this is a different take on the prompt and a fun read.

thank you for your entry and good luck in the contest.... Good write
KayJay
August 27, 2008
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Well done with a nice rhyme and a humorous story woven into a tight space.. Excellent.
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Griswold
August 22, 2008

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Very nicely done, you just gotta grin through the whole thing. I certainly enjoyed it. Scott
Amera
August 21, 2008

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LOL, this reminded me on Saturday Night live "Land Shark" I'd hate to meet that cat. You do have a strange mind.

Love,
Amera♥