This is a story of a shark that conned,
A ditzy fat tourist – an American blonde,
The fish was so hungry and wanted to appeal,
For her to jump overboard and be his next meal,
A cunning plan was devised and he went to task,
Bobbing on top of the waves wearing a furry cat-mask,
A meow and a purr, eyelids batting awhile,
Giving his best to attract with a wide toothy smile,
“OOOhhh, look at the kitty”, and over the edge she was drawn,
And before you could say ‘Dumb-Ass”, GULP! She was gone!
A contest entry
- 10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 4th contest on the brighter side of life! ~#111~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE by Roaddog Wolf.
475 points, ended September 4, 2008, 7 entries
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Oh that was all she said.... a 'dumb blonde' but was she a natural blonde
Nice take on the picture prompt.
Good luck in the contest.
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"before you could say ‘Dumb-Ass”, GULP! She was gone!" good last line fun read
thank you for your entry and good luck in the contest....
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I never thought blonde jokes could be poetry, but man this was freaking ROFL material. Awsome work here, me and my girlfriend cracked up.
Then she asked me if I wanted to go fishing for pussyfish...
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[rolls on the floor laughing] nicely done, nicely done ; really enjoyed the little story you told here best of luck in the contest now
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You did me proud LOL... Wonderfully funny and creative take... Best of luck...
Ken
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