There was once a man called Bert Blunt
Who was an ugly fat little runt;
His spots and bad breath
Scared the girls all to death;
So he never once got any cunt.
A contest entry
- Limerick PIF contest by kraazk05.
600 points, ended August 27, 2008, 6 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Ha ha ha ha, I think I know him. Sad little fucker! xx
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Haha, this really made me smile. Poor unfortunate Mr. Blunt, maybe he should have taken a bit more care of himself if he was looking for action. Your rhyming was brilliant and I appreicated the humour a lot today. Great Stuff x
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It's called personal hygiene, Mr. Blunt.
Thanks for your entry, and good luck! -
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Your good taste in awarding this lovely limerick a prize is much to be admired. Thank you from the bottom of my panties.
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