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AP Bondage Slave Needed!!!

Alright ladies and gentleman, i need someone to bend to my will. I need a man/woman (because being bisexual is all the rage these days) who will bend over backwards for me...literally.
 
  i prefer: long walks on a bed of nails
        casual lascerations of the flesh
                        whips and chains
              making lemonade at midnight
  and the occasional fluffer nutter fist


please, take my preferences and write a poem about how you could be this for me.

but remember, i eat teen angst poems for breakfast, regurgitate them around lunch, and will make you eat your words for dinner. Abuse me ladies and Gents. Take it to a whole new level.

there are no rules. Talk dirty to me.

p.s- if talk real dirty to me, i'll let you have a ride in the leather harness. oh yeah baby!


signed,
  Your Teacher of the Dark Arts
          Ms. Martha Stewart

Author notes

GOD! HOW GREAT WOULD IT BE IF MARTHA STEWART WAS INTO BONDAGE.... "anyone for a sandwich?" XD

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  • Sarah957
    August 30, 2008

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    LMAO! Martha Stewart? I knew she was too perfect to be real. HAhahahaha I can see her in that dominatrix outfit now.


  • galfalfa gold member
    August 28, 2008

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    I think she is into bondage behind the scenes...i've heard she puts on her leather, with whips, chains and her glue gun

    thank you for this,

    galfalfa

  • Yvette Champ gold member
    August 20, 2008

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    Oh my, I have an idea what you may mean...I am not sure if you are asking for entries that are chained to form or whipped into style freeverse or harpooned with skill within Haiku...I am a nice girl but all nice girls have a naughty side...Here is my Dirty Shirty Talk...Ooh the ooze of squelchy, squishy, sensual mud, the dark tentacles of the grubbiest grime, the depths that you revel within the basement black dirt make you my master so divine


  • TheGangstress
    August 20, 2008
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    **scratching my head**