I'm looking for an AP lawyer
You see my muse has left me and is currently residing with someone else here at AP.
I'd like to sue for abandonment.I'd like to recieve alimony so I can continue living the AP lifestyle I am accustomed to. Will pay with one liners and puns.
Also If any muses are interested please contact me
Maybe we can make beautiful poetry together.
Must like imagery and be well spoken. Imagination a must.
Please hurry!
A contest entry
- Fake it Contest by galfalfa.
525 points, ended August 29, 2008, 7 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Cute idea!
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everyone was soo helpful!thank you one and all!!!
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What a two time cheating muse....before paying the high legal fees, i'd try to handle it myself if i were you. Throw a few vowels out as bait and when it comes sniffing around, hit it with 3 exclamation points and a few angular consonants, they hurt like crazy
thanks for this!
galfalfa -
Oh, I am so glad that I saw your contest, I believe you may like to chat with legalwannabeeagle666 who has handled cases of missing muses before. I reported mine missing in the summer of 2007 and he only charged me a flat fee of 1000000000000 points and such is his dedication that he is STILL looking!
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Short but hilarious! Unfortunately, I keep my muse chained up. He is the most imaginative guy, has a large vocabulary and writes beautifully... but doesn't often share his ideas with me. So I'm sure he'd not be for you, and his criticism is quite deadly. Good luck! I think I saw a shadow flitting outside my window... cute that be him?
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