As we all should no by now BananaAddict123 (known to some as Tom) has recently been addmited to hospital for overdosing on bananas yet again, he has had to have all his interal organs trnaspanted, all in all he has spent over 10 days in surgery. Now as if thats not enough for poor Tom to go through he has now been told he can neve much on ANY fruit again.
Poor Tom cant even enjoy the simple pleasure of any fruit juices.
If we are gonna help Tom through this we need insperational poetry with no mention of bananas as we fear the name of the fruit might spark a mental breakdown.
So please enter and help dear old Tom through his kind of hell on earth!
We all love and miss you Tom!!!!!
May all your prayers and best wishes be with BananaAddict123!!!
A contest entry
- Fake it Contest by galfalfa.
525 points, ended August 29, 2008, 7 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
is this okaay?...
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Oh my, poor Tom, I had remove the fruit bowl from the dining room in his honour after reading this and I should like to say something inspirational to him to offer him hope; Tom there is life after the "F" word, you may find it hard to swallow ( no pun intended) at the moment but vegetables can be as "a-peeling" for a crate of carrots a day may entice Bugs Bunny to come play, imagine the thrill of a like-minded friend, sitting by your side chomp, chomp, chomping away too! On special occaisions , like birthdays, you could make Carrot Cake! My words are from the bottom of my heart and I haven't shared this secret before but I was once like you, addicted to the lush ripeness of the banana and its comforting composition, I fought it and can now visit the zoo without envying the monkeys at lunch time.
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Its so hard to pen an inspirational poem without using the word banana though...you might not get many entries for that reason
thanks for entering my contest!
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Dear Lord,
Tom is feeling horrible right now. I hope you can see that and help to ease the pain and to get through this cataclysmic ordeal. Help him to be strong, especially afterward, with fruit. Let him not indulge himself that on his epitaph we will not write: Here lies Tom, Beautiful Poet, Amazing Fruit Addict - Died by the Unworthy Hand of Fruit.
Sincerely,
Dapigster
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