Hello! And how are you?
I was so glad to see you the other day.
Thank you so much for the
money/game/toaster
I really appreciated the thought.
Hope to see you very soon!
Keep in touch!
You are the best.
Love,
Anonymous
So.
Huh.
Now what do you say to that?
Are you just mystified by this furtive correspondence?
Does the signature, "anonymous," make you want to
Tear out your hair,
Jump on your bed,
Scream?
Are you wracked with guilt and cracking indecision?
Do you search?
Go on a quest-- a crusade--
Find this low degenerate and
Rip away his anonymity,
Take back your honor from that filthy, horrid man
Who, after all, is a thief!
Because, how dare he?
That was my HONOR!
How DARE he??
Author notes
I, for one, am often offended by anonymity. I wish that everyone would come clean to their actions. After all, without complete honesty, how can society thrive?
Welcome to Sarcasm, NJ, population lots.
A contest entry
- Why Not? by Hebz.
395 points, ended August 24, 2008, 54 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Merci De Lire
Comments
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De Rien!
Yeah, anonymity! You said it well, expressed it amazingly!!
Thnx for entering & Best of Luck
: F
GloriousGift
Heba
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