Every year it’s something, but this I can’t believe.
You look dumber than you did, last year Christmas eve.
Hell I’ll just be a pilgrim, standing with no pants.
You can be an Indian, if you sit on those implants.
I’m posed here with my paw around your neck.
If you dare give me fleas, I’ll give you heck.
And this time if you slip me a kiss.
My sharpened claws this close won’t miss.
Next year I am going to visit my aunt.
And come along you certainly can’t.
A contest entry
- 10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 5th contest on the brighter side of life! ~#112~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE by Roaddog Wolf.
475 points, ended September 4, 2008, 7 entries
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Comments
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Glad to see the claws coming out
and a cat not afraid to use the. A great take on the picture prompt. Well penned with flow, rhyme and imagery.
Good luck in the contest.
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Excellent write... full of humor and yes, I can imagine them saying that
Best of luck...
Ken
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Hilarious!
A riot of a take on this one! Your humor is outstanding. Oops...I better watch those claws and fleas! Rhyme is great!
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Haha, nice take on the picture. Best of luck in the contest!!
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LOL! Love it! The pic is terrific and your take on it was perfect.
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