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Wood Knockers Coffins

"We want your final fashion statement
to be pronounced in elegance!"

Let
"Wood Knockers"
send you off in style!


Chosen, "... Top Designer of the Year..."
by Better Boobs and Gardens

"Wood Knocker"
custom wood coffins

Hand measured
Hand shaped
Hand crafted

by our journeyman
hardwood master craftsman

All our coffins are
solid wood
pre-fitted
and come with
brass knocker handles
for easy handling

Don't be caught wearing out of fashion shapeless coffins
when you can where the Rolls Royce of ...
"Wood Knockers"

 

No. 1 in manufacturing of full support custom coffins 

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  • Reptile Lady gold member
    August 21, 2008

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    David this is a great advert
    I can just imagine this in a Newspaper and I am sure your custom will grow and grow
    Best wishes in the contest
    Julie

  • imahealer
    August 20, 2008

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    Now this is what I call a professional ad. "Rolls Royce of...
    WOOD KNOCKERS" ... priceless. I may come to your parlor to view your samples. Not ready to kick the bucket, yet. When I'm almost there, you can hand-le me appropriately! I also loved the "Brass knocker handles!" very clever. YA missed your calling! DAvid, where's your number so I can call you? Or do you allow walk-ins?
    Thanks so much for your clever and humorous ad!
    Best wishes!

    Linda


  • Frozentearz
    August 20, 2008

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    Ok you have my vote on this one. LMaoooo. a joy to start my day off with..
    "All our coffins are
    solid wood
    pre-fitted
    and come with
    brass knocker handles
    for easy handling"
    Ohh gosh I am laughing so hard there are other parts I loved but this part had me roaring.
    Best of luck to you in the contest.
    Warm thoughts.
    Frozentearz


    • Roaddog Wolf
      August 20, 2008
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      OMG

      first time I read after posting it and it made me laugh like hell , that pretty bad lol at your own stuff. glad you enjoyed it
      thank you


  • crazymomma
    August 19, 2008

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    LMAO!!! This was sooo funny. I really liked the picture and the poem goes with it so well. I like the "hand crafted by master craftsman part


    • Roaddog Wolf
      August 20, 2008
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      glad you got some fun

      out of it that makes the written worth it
      thanks

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