Yoda, I am.
The force is wise,
I say to the Enemy..
On the way to Destuction, you are!
No chance to survive make your time, you have.
Now.
Type, Wonder what I should, Hmmm...
With fire in the mouth he who speaks, suffer many painful scars, will. Yeesssssss.
That is well, Enough for now...
Now..
To the bar and get wasted lets go, then go back to my place to smoke a joint or two, we will. Hmmmmmm.
Author notes
Heh, The last line is a joke. Dont take it seriously.
Yoda Rules!
A contest entry
- Yoda Poetry by Mallig.
1050 points, ended September 7, 2008, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
U like it? Open for suggestions!
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Wow... I'm beginning to get the impression that most of us wants to see Yoda high off of something! LOL Write on, young Jedi. One.
Dez
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LOL great Yoda-speak here, interesting edginess with with a funny twist. Thank you for this entry!
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It certainly shows Yoda in the "Star Wars" light an then a "Non Star Wars" light. It's interesting. I should imagine you'd at least get second place with this. If not, we mug the judge, lol
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Interesting to say the least, maybe one or two of the lines are overlong and mar the flow, but neverthelesssss (even) original. Good luck in your contest. Nice to read something 'different'
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OK
You are a crunchy little cornball fore sure! Sure!
Seriously, this poem made me laugh and remember the voice of Yoda! He was always one of my favorites.
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"Type, Wonder what I should, Hmmm..." lol - I saw this contest this morning before I started work. I don't even like contests...but I love Star Wars and especially Yoda. But I had no idea what to write (sooo, these were almost my exact words that you wrote above - haha). Great job with this.
AsIThink...
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