Poor puritan buds,
never dreamed afterlife would be so strange,
otherwise might have lived differently,
not been mean to dogs and cats
and definitely not got caught stealing birds on Thanksgiving.
Now their victims of Pilgrim reincarnation
this time as dog and cat, really pisser with fleas,
made to do silly feast day acts by former dog and cat in other life
who are now their owners,
still beats the times they come back as turkeys!
A contest entry
- 10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 5th contest on the brighter side of life! ~#112~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE by Roaddog Wolf.
475 points, ended September 4, 2008, 7 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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An interesting take on the prompt you have taken a different angle and worked it well.
Animal revenge yep thankful here Thanksgiving is not a tradition.
Nicely crafted. Good luck in the contest.
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Well done... love the reincarnation angle... very clever and full of humor...
Ken
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Laughing all through! Can't hardly write a comment for laughing!
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Every turkey has his day, good job and good luck in the contest, Boog
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Really Funny--Love the last line
Very creative and imaginative!
Well Done & Best of luck in the contest!
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LOL. I just love the last line. I guess anything would be better than that!! Good luck in the contest dear.
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