My Dog is 'Poochahontas'; My Cat is 'Johnny Smith';
They are a bit demented and tough to deal with.
Poochahontas howls to tom toms and eats nothing but corn meal.
Johnny Smith obliges her and now they're both unreal.
Although, they both are harmless, sometimes, I have to gripe.
I just caught them yesterday smoking catnip in a pipe.
I keep them very sheltered for their own behalf.
I can't take them out in public because people always laugh.
But I consider myself lucky and I always will.
I'm happy that their idols aren't Monica & Bill!
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A contest entry for:
10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 5th contest on the brighter side of life! ~#112~
by Roaddog Wolf
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A contest entry
- 10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 5th contest on the brighter side of life! ~#112~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE by Roaddog Wolf.
475 points, ended September 4, 2008, 7 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Very descriptive imagery very nicely constructed. 
Great take on the prompt. Good luck in the contest....still laughing brilliant ending.
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Excellent humor and wonderful write... had me laughing the whole way... Best of luck...
Ken
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Ha ha...can I ever stop laughing between the picture and the writes I am reading...It was a riot all through...and then the last line was the corker! Good write!
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my friend this should winn a great big gold trophy!!! the pic is belly-laughing hilarious and so is the write!! BRAVO and best wishes in this contest!
SilverButterfly
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Another great job good luck, Boog
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Excellent
Oh my this was sooo funny! Best of luck in the contest
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HEHE very cute write Good luck with it
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If I were judging this round of contests, I know for certain you would be the winner. This is great!!!
Good luck
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