With a passion I really hated the science,
So I decided to mess with the teacher's appliance,
Exchanging the liquids in her ample test tubes,
To create an explosion to expose her cute boobs,
The devilish mixture went off without fault,
But the cops were called in charging me for assault,
She visited me in jail looking more than irate,
With an envenomed plan to retaliate,
She passed on the formula to the lads on H-block,
Who strung me up by my balls, and poured the stuff on my cock!
A contest entry
- 10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 1st mud wave of entire mountain of contest on the brighter side of life! ~#108~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE by Roaddog Wolf.
475 points, ended September 4, 2008, 7 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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lol, actually pretty good flow and rhyme, closing a bit strong but good write
thank you for your entry and good luck in the contest....
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Oh must say i do like her thinking
Great flow with rhyme and imagery ..... still laughing kinda think so is the teacher. 
Great take on the prompt but now am singing songs about balls on fire with a totally new point of view. Good luck in the contest.LMAO
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LOL This is really funny
best of luck in the contest!
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