Why the Frown, Sugar Plum?

Honey?

Yes, dear?

As soon as your TV programs are over and you finish your snacks,

can you go fix the pollution outside?

Sure.

And their running out of gas at the gas station.

Can you fix that, too?

Yes, honey buns.

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We’re going to be taxed 48% next year, honey.

Is that going to be a problem?

No.

But they’re going to waste 47% of it.

If I cared I’d be a poly-tician.

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Honey?

Yes, babes?

I know it’s 2:30 in the morning, but I need something from the convenience store.

Do you think it’s safe for me to walk there right now?

Yup.

Humph. You don’t sound too concerned for my safety,

with the rise in crime out there.

I’ll be 50 yards behind you with my shotgun.

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Honey?

What?

Did you know that those snacks can give you heart problems?

Yes, but they’re sooooooo goooooood…

Honey?

Yes, sugar pie?

They say tomorrow will bring a fog that will not lift, and that it will be cancerous.

I’m scared. I think we should move.

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Well, darling, make a list of all the things that you are scared of,

and I’ll guarantee you there won’t be a place on earth

that is safer than here.

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Honey?

Yes, my queen?

Did you know that a comet could hit the earth

because that they still haven’t cataloged all the stray objects in our solar system?

Yes, sweety;

and I also know that a gamma ray burst in a distant galaxy

wiped out all life in that galaxy,

AND in the nearby FIFTEEN GALAXIES!

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Why the frown, sugar plum?

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a continuation of Please Pass The Insanity by penman

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