For the longest time I sat there without a clue
Confounded and dumb founded, oh what to do?
Looks like a toy, squeaks like a bitch (female dog)
Smells quite good but makes me itch
I press it in back and it wobbles around
Side to side with two funny feet on the ground
Wobble wobble, I KNOW it's a bobble
I think I'll give it a little tap...
If I bite it, it might bite me back
Ah forget this crap I'm takin' a nap
Author notes
If you have any problems with the language I'll change it, please let me know.
A contest entry
- 10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 3rd contest on the brighter side of life! ~#110~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE by Roaddog Wolf.
475 points, ended September 4, 2008, 10 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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Think I would be sitting there looking
wondering too at that little yellow fluff ball.
Great take on the picture prompt. Nice flow and rhyme got a smile thank you. Good luck in the contest.
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I can relate to this poem at least the closing line. I thought this was funny
thank you for your entry and good luck in the contest.... -
LMAO~ this is just the funniest...forget it if it bites back
thank you kindly for the laugh, i really enjoyed
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