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Fixing Social Security?

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Alas all the politicians guffaws and ahems between red faces couldn't put

the poor Humpty Dumpty Social Security System back together again.

But promise was a promise so a desperate solution was found,

retirees all put in new "affordable" government retirement housing,

with modernized mobile assistance feature to maintain active lifestyle.

 

But with price of gas, they often had to push

and using empty pop cans for toilets didn't bring any smiles,

although road kill casserole cooked on engine was truly inspired.

However residents learning not to complain over their new accommodations,

for if they did it was parked next to cemetery and they were given reservations.

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  • Roaddog Wolf
    September 1, 2008

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    lol fun read and great take on government short-comings, good write
    thank you for your entry and good luck in the contest....


  • dustookie2
    September 1, 2008

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    Now if only we could pile up the pollies and drive them out for some reality bonding. A great take on the picture prompt. Enjoyed the read thank you. Good luck in the contest.


  • Maxboy gold member
    August 19, 2008

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    I really think you are giving our politicians way to much credit, they couldn't think of such a fine solution.

    Good luck in the contest.
    Don

  • Topnotchsy
    August 18, 2008

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    Haha, this is really funny, and a nice job taking it some current events. Funny lines abound, and the last one is a riot. Nice job and best of luck in the contest.


  • BuriedTreasures silver member
    August 18, 2008

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    Very clever to make this a political commentary!
    Well done & Best of Luck in the Contest!


  • daviscth silver member
    August 18, 2008

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    Your thoughts on this aren't all that far from my own. The sad thing is that we have to laugh about it, it doesn't do any good to cry.
    Best of luck in the contest.


  • Freed by Mercy silver member
    August 18, 2008
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    OH NOOO! My Father's stuff alone would barely fit on that! TOO FUNNY!

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