A little of this, maybe a little of that,
perfume scent development is where it's at.
It brings big dollars if you can do it right,
costs pennies a gallon, retails out of sight.
So I mix, sniff, mix in something more,
sequestered behind these privacy doors.
Searching for the right combo that will bring,
my Masarati and all of that bling.
What they didn't teach me in chemistry class,
was Nitroglycerine will blow up your ass!!!
Author notes
Love you Tory.
Picture prompt found here: http://allpoetry.com/contest/2418065
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A contest entry
- 10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 1st mud wave of entire mountain of contest on the brighter side of life! ~#108~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE by Roaddog Wolf.
475 points, ended September 4, 2008, 7 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make Me Laugh! by XxLoverOfDarknessxX.
1230 points, ended August 29, 37 entries
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I loved this piece! The flow was great as was the rhyme.
I loved your imagery and emotions. My favorite lines in this were the last two; those were hilarious! congrats on the gold trophy; it was well deserved. 
WOW! BRAVO! keep up the good work! thanks for entering and good luck in my contest!
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haha, this is great, it has good flow and rhyme, and the last 2 lines and great, made me laugh haha
thanks you and good luck
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"What they didn't teach me in chemistry class,
was Nitroglycerine will blow up your ass!!!"
great closing good rhyme, flow a little off but good write
thank you for your entry and good luck in the contest....
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LMAO great ending and a brilliant take on the prompt picture.
The flow, the rhyme, the imagery and the laughs...thank you. Good luck in the contest.
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Another well-done humorous poem by you. You clearly have a talent for this kind of thing. Best of luck with it in the contest.
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LOl---This is great!
best of luck in the contest!
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Thanks for your comment my friend.
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