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"Kaboom"

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The memories still come back to me; My senior year of chemistry.

Professor Babette taught our class; Prim and proper--Tight of ass.

Chemistry class; I couldn't wait. The subject  sucks, but she was great.

Lecturing, as she mixed her potion, I would watch her every motion.

She always held my full attention, Teen hormones reached a new dimension.

I  still remember how it went when she tried that new experiment.

Mixing this and mixing that; The explosion almost knocked me flat!

Flames erupting everywhere! It burned her tits and singed her hair.

I was the hero of the day and aided her in my own way.

I was the first to intervene and rub her chest with Vaseline!




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  • Griswold
    September 4, 2008

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    Excellent job to grab up the silver in this contest. Very funny and very visual. Good job...Scott


  • Roaddog Wolf
    September 1, 2008

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    different take on the prompt good rhyme pattern funny closing
    thank you for your entry and good luck in the contest....


  • dustookie2
    August 30, 2008

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    LMAO yep bet you were jumping the desks to help of course.... Great take on the prompt You paint the picture well within your lines. Thank you. Good luck in the contest.


  • Ken J
    August 18, 2008
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    Forgot the applause.


  • Ken J
    August 18, 2008
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    Once again, you've proved your brilliance. Great poem. Loved it.

  • Topnotchsy
    August 18, 2008

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    This is absolutely hilarious (not that I expected any less from you.) Best of luck in the contest.


  • A63-Angel
    August 18, 2008

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    RFLMAO!

    my sides hurt after reading this! what a hoot this was! such a fun ride and I could see this happening. I loved it and best of luck in the contest!


  • misticmoonlite gold member
    August 17, 2008

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    yep you spoke

    really well, of the humor that was needed in this contest, love the teenagers need to intervene, thank you for sharing and good luck as well
    Linda


  • daviscth silver member
    August 17, 2008
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    LMAO!!! I should have known that this prompt would be perfect for you. Good luck in the contest.

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