I made my shirt
For dinner tonight
Well, not made,
But it is white
Plain, and v necked.
Pure and cheap
I am going to wear
It to a meeting at
This restaurant.
Another stupid raw
Fish joint.
I'm going to wear
It over a stinky
Thermal long sleeved
Top that I have had on
For days now.
With a pair of
501 blues and vans.
On the front of the
Shirt I wrote
"What are you looking
at motherfucker?"
On the back reads
"If you are reading
this. You are a sorry
Fucking idiot"
On the right sleeve.
"Space for rent"
on the left sleeve,
"Fuck Ozzy’s stupid
Fat retarded pompous ugly
Boring fucking daughter,
And show, but I love
Black Sabbath".
Twenty bucks says
No one will forget
Dinner tonight, or
Be able to swallow
Their chewing’s,
And I believe that It
is about fucking time.
And free food.
More flowers
for Algernon.
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flowers for algernon was a good book.
its the only damn book i have ever read
im still tierd.
and your still cool.
i love you
ur hawt
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God, you are hired? how do you come up with this shit it's damn brilliant! You anylyse my poetry better than I write it, bastard.
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Bravo
lol
I love this, it really shows your style and flair for writing poetry that we can all relate to. Us old timers remember Black Sabbath well... before the daughter...LOL
Very entertaining poem,
~ Wendy -
Good stuff
That's awesome. I love how sharp and pointed your words are. I admire the structure of the poem and rox0rs to you for:
Fuck Ozzy’s stupid
Fat retarded pompous ugly
Boring fucking daughter
- puke on kelly.
p.s. I'm excited to read more of your work -
Sushi Sharpness
And could the Black Sabbath bit be one of them meta 4s about taking the whole rather than the individual? Same as your shirt - take me for what I collectivly represent instead of as pieces laid out on the stainless slab? Nah...but it's all in there just the same.
As usual, I am not to be disappointed. Your wit and intelligence slices cleanly with each sharpened word and phrase. As a whole, this is a poke at everyone who slumps into the mold of daily acceptance and rite.
More flowers for Algernon? You've done brung him a whole boo-kay. Were we all to be so innocent in these days of chaos.
Masterful, witty and sharp. -
hahahahahahahaha!
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hillarious, hope you went some where sheek like that new place global cusine
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giggle, giggle, giggle, only edit (or perhaps just the edit I make on my cheap target rip off of the original) would be "I love Black Sabbath but mostly just up to Master of Reality cause I think they went soft after that).
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i think you probably cause a stir whereever you go...i like insanity....
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I know, I know - you didn't mean it like that.
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lol or you could just leave the T-shirt off. LMAO
and lol @ Fuck Ozzy’s stupid
Fat retarded pompous ugly
Boring fucking daughter - you might want to go there, but I can think of finer carpets to lick.
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Do you really think that people still care about what your shirt says, Horus? You can walk into a restuarant naked or with a T with the most explicit/blasphemous words on it and I betcha FOURTY bucks you won't cause a stir.
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