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Hi... My name is JoKing. I'm from Birmingham in the UK and live still with my parents Stephen King and Martha King. I have a little sister and brother, but most people don't like them. My brother Kyle is 16 and is normally called KiKing, he prefers that. My little sister Sue King is 12 and she looks a little like Michael Jackson in the 80s.

Anyway... I prefer being called Jo King although my full name is Joshua Frederich King and yes, I have german relations, can't you tell? My nickname is JFK, which confused the passport service when I applied for one, as they thought I was dead. Some people are very weird.

 

So yeah, I get on better with people online as they don't judge me on my abnormality large nose and choice of name so much. I have never had a girlfriend or a boyfriend, only had 2 friends in my whole life that I have kept longer than a week (Aileen Dover and Pete Tong). But I do love talking to people online!

I have a little ap family, but if you would like to join send me a message always want to have new companions to chat and have a laugh with!

AP Mother: SOBStory11221

AP Dad: Bringonthebooze

AP Sisters:

wistfultinking

justalilbitcrazee

soapscentedkisses

FreAkinGoUTx

xxKissMeRiteNowxx

Whoneedsausername1

AP Brothers:

AlexinThunderland

RiceRiceBabii

Howyoudoin

Justjammingtheguitar

gimmeagrand-4free

fight.fire.with.frostbite
AP Grandma: denturesfellinthedinner

AP Grandpa: GrassyArse12

Some ap friends...

Letsgetinawn23

ihateusernamez

myhumpsdedumps

shakennotstirred

followedbyfleas



I love reading. and writing...

so invite me to any contests you got goin'.

 

Best wishes



Last seen right now. Member since June 2, 2007.
I'm a commenting poet to make false friends poet for 11121113 comments.
My mood is , and quote is what's so funny about JoKing?
I am a 22 year old man (United Kingdom)
When I'm not writing, scaring little kids with my weird humour 
Visit my homepage at www.jokingisthebestintheworldandyouallknowit.com
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I am in the groups Can't take your face seriously, JoKing & Hil Arius' humour haven, I LIKE ANNOYING PEOPLE BY WRITING IN ALL CAPS, a group just to show that you are in a group on your profile, never been kissed, mothers sons fathers uncles aunts cousins, humans animals and hybrids, what you lookin at, the fat face festival 
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  • Melodies
    August 20, 2008
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    Oh, geez... it's nearly 1 a.m. and I am finally finished commenting on this contest and your poem is just madly and wildly FINE!

    I love this funny entry so much. The names of your groups are priceless and I want to join all of them. I also want to be in your AP family. The names of your family members are a SCREAM! Laughed at so much of what you wrote and especially the part about JFK. HAHAHA! A fine entry that you can be proud of, oh YES!


  • Disturbed Prodigy
    August 19, 2008
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    lol, you know i like this, Joking, that is call, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest.


  • Edna Sweetlove
    August 17, 2008

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    I always feel sorry when I meet someone from Birmingham. Not sorry FOR them. Sorry that I met them and that I have to try and banish the memory of their hideous accent from my thoughts.

    Are you related to PoKing? I love poking.

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    August 16, 2008

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    Hrmmmmm great job this was a fun contest to enter goodluck with your piece in it take care xoxo