In the spirit of the Olympics in Beijing.
Lets take a quick look at what the kitty Olympics bring.
Yes we are not the only ones who like to compete.
Even without hands they still can use their paws and feet.
Their events are pretty much just like ours.
They have track and field, swimming, and even the uneven bars.
They give out medals to the kitties that win.
And they test for steroids like catnip at each event before it begins.
But with no equiptment, and no source of money
they use their imagination and it sometimes turns out funny.
Have you ever tried to ride an invisible bike just because money's tight?
Or swimming events without a pool now that just ain't right.
But they carry through like all good Olympians do.
Even if some of the events should be in the circus or a show at the zoo.
So as you watch your countries Olympians compete with pride.
Please remember the kitties of the invisible Olympics and how hard they've tried.
So go ahead and Laugh out loud the kitties know it is all in good fun.
But remember this is all in the spirit of the Olympics when the day is done.
So when you see your kittie doing something that to you may seem strange.
Maybe just maybe they are practicing for the invisible Olympics and will be a star for a change.
In Beijing medals will go to countries both big and small.
But in the invisible Olympics it is individual so THE WINNER TAKES ALL.



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