I apologize
for your new bundle of joy
and my fatherhood
Author notes
I have a friend who is going to need some of these to send out soon if he doesn't change his habits
A contest entry
- Care Enough To Write The Very Best by NotAMolly.
800 points, ended August 20, 2008, 21 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Congrats on the bronze. I know some folks that would actually buy this too.


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Wow, not only haiku on a card, but Haiku expressing apology for getting a girl knocked up! The only way this could be funnier is if it was addressed to the girls parents! Perfect! Thanks for entering!
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Strange topic to pick for a haiku, but I like how raw this is. Sarcastic.. ?





