Lie on the bed,
slowly,
don't worry of feathers and whiteners and bedbugs,
of creasing your skirt
or shirt
or both,
it will crease, I promise, they... both.
Let your right toe point the east for me
the left toe the north,
sorry, you cannot do it on your back,
how inconsiderate of me
you'll have to turn face up.
You think you can point east west?
Of course I don't mind
and in this case you can remain face down...
oh, you prefer to turn...
Okay, let's settle for east north-west
I will help you with the skirt,
here we go... easier, no?
and your shirt, certainly...
I promised you they will crease, right?
sorry about the button
I will buy you two,
and a new shirt, two too,
also a skirt
how many? thanks,
and... oh, you made it east west finally,
how old are you?
What about me?
I will settle for north south,
no, smarty,
not leg leg but head legs... both...
no, didn't decide yet which way which,
any preferences?
It wasn't a bedbug,
they don't come this size.
Sorry (what a sorrowful poem this one)
you had enough
no, it will not get you fat
yes, it will get me sore,
no, I am not scared of getting fat,
yes, it will get you sore.
I don't care either.
Either.
*
We ended all over the place
north, east, south... all losing all meaning,
it was all due to varying gravity I think,
and Earth gyrating probably the other way around,
oh, you think it was because of all these puffing, gasping, suckling sounds?...
ridiculous,
hmmm, maybe.
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lecherous intelligent poetry is not easy to write... i guess the olympics helped a lot 
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a different form of reading/writing truly causing many fits of smiles.
Thought provoking in newer means!
Well scribed
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thank you my... new reader
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Is this a new Olympic discipline or what? Just wonder what was the final position? South north?
and this bug... Here is another gold medal the shape of 
And of course, when somebody is a winner than 
's and 
's follows. And flowers too. Then comes party...
~Sonja~
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not a bad idea, beats synchronized swimming . now let’s skip the irrelevant medals' ceremony preliminaries... when’s the party?
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A wind rose of passion, but of course. I'd give you a gold medal for this one, Joe!
~ Nicolette
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i will accept even the bronze, just make sure it caries your fingerprints
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Well, I'd definitely give ya the gold, silver & bronze medals for such olympic feats, for sure. I agree; "lecherous intelligent poetry is NOT easy to write"...however, your feverish attempts at it are remarkably enjoyable...you're such a hoot, my Friend. 
Great to see you inspired & posting again, Scribe. We all miss ya when you're gone from these infinitely revolving circles. 
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finally, a true artist with true appreciation for true art . and for, ahmmm... intelligence
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