Oh Shit!!!

I played rugby in the Navy, I was good,
but curry the night before -
No, I never should!!!

Down we went to form the scrum,
but too much pressure -
especialy for my tum.

We shoved and then we pulled,
my gut soon rumbled -
Nope it couldn't be fooled!!!

I felt sorry for players numbers 4,3and 2
I'd just shít myself-
I'd just followed through!!!!

(C) ali-p 2003

Author notes

I changed my shorts and we went on to win the game....

I got some ribbing in the clubhouse aftr though as you can imagine...
Written January 14th, 2004

A contest entry

A Spaghetti Dinner isn't official until sauce drips on your white shirt. by PoeticEmily. 300 points, ended August 14, 2006, 6 entries
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PoeticEmily
August 9, 2006
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hehehe - hershey squirts are not fun!
AliceinPoetryLand
August 9, 2006
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Oh My that's so funny!! I'm sure you're not the first or last person this has happened to!! I loved it. Bet you could never look them in the face the same again. Good luck in this contest
cherche -d -ame
January 15, 2004
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Oh my ali-p , what has to be has to be I am starting to believe you tell it like it is , in other words no ebellishments...just the facts sir , just the facts
Reenie and Max <-----sitting on my shoulder curiously watching , won't be long and he will be typing away
arden
January 14, 2004
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aye, i can well imgin the ribbing. but ye wone. mayhap 'tws because no one wanted to get to close toye.... lol
sorry i couldna resist. ahh, love, my deepest thanks toye for shareing this, for it made me smile and feel a wee better of miself.

arden
Irilis4u
January 14, 2004
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lol this is so funny Ali, that must have been so embarrassing though, I have read this before and I could have sworn, I commented on it hmmm, anyways it was funny and well written, good luck in the contest ,
Irilis,
ps,
I think you have a typo in the first line of the last stanza, but I'm not sure, check it out, it might be the numbers.
plinkyponk
January 14, 2004
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i like down to earth and this is funny...those last two punchy lines....teehee....i hope its true from your author comments it seems so......saw a man on the net who went bungee jumping and followed through....eeeh i must remember the nexttime i play rugby not to have curry the night before.loved this slice of life, real life...liked the two little cheeky emoticons at the end too! teehee heetee