I signed up for the job
Hoping to start my career
Little did I know
I'd be your personal brassiere
I feel just like a full time pervert
Cupping them all day long
It's so hard to hold on to them
When you're practicing ping pong
And in regards to your tan
Was it really your ardent wish
To be like the Little Mermaid
With the shape of a starfish
I think I'll have to quit soon
The weather is getting chilly
I don't know if I can restrain myself
I might have to free Willy
I hold them up all night
From the early morn
Haven't you ever heard of
A brand called Maidenform
If you need some help choosing
Don't hesitate to call me
You see I'm an expert now
Get size thirty two c
Author notes
this was originally a picture prompt ...you might want to look at the 1st contest it was entered in it might make more sense ...i unfortunately cannot put the pic on
A contest entry
- Adult Semi - Quickie 2 !!! by Sweet Impatience.
1050 points, ended August 18, 2008, 9 entries
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Comments
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I think you were creative in how you took the prompt, other than that its just okay.
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LOL. You did a great job with this poem. Thank you for sharing it in my contest.
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I really enjoyed reading this poem. you've got a great sense of humor, and boy does it show through out this poem. enjoyed this immensly.
love your take on the prompt, excellent poem
good luck
kat
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This is hilarious, wow.. What a funny poem you created from the prompt. Completely unexpected, and perfect. I giggled the whole way through.
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