Gotcha!

Tired of the same ole routine,
I scanned the Sunday want ads
and made an appointment to change.

The interview went fine.
got a call to come back
for a quick drug test next week.

So I picked a day to go in.
Just a quick momentary pause.
No need for a baby sitter right?

I'd just take him with me see,
and we could go to the show after.
There was a movie we wanted to see.

I checked in without a hitch.
The test was soon completed,
and we were ready to go, or so I thought.

Until, I was asked to see the Director
for just a moment before I left.
I had time, no problem, so I went.

She just wanted to meet me she said.
"And who is this?" she asked my little man,
who instantly reached out, and made a grab.

Right between her legs, announcing
"Gotcha by the penis" very loud.
" Not there you didn't" the lady said.

Laughing and telling me "Don't worry"
He's been learning proper names for body parts,
I explained, not knowing it would lead to this.

She offered me the job, and named a salary,
I told her I'd give her a call by Friday
and escaped a moment most embarrassing.

Needless to say I did not call on Friday
and did not take their follow up calls.
I was too embarrassed to take the job.
Thank God for caller ID.