Dedicated to all Wacky Cake Fans!
A young couple joined the church flock,
Seemed rather nice, the lady in smart frock...
Mrs Twee seeking to the couple impress,
Invited them for afternoon tea complimenting her dress!
During the Twee afternoon tea,
To include the vicar for all to see...
The couple told the Twee's it was soon his birthday,
And invited the Twee's and vicar to theirs on Saturday!
But little did the Twee's and vicar know,
The couple were on bail for a drug bust, o'h no!
Saturday came and time for the bash,
The Twee's plus vicar got a taste of hash!
Fairy cakes containing dope,
Were served to the guests like hanging rope...
The cakes contained a lot of dope you see,
Making the Vicar and Twee's silly and giddy!
Mrs Twee started acting the goat,
She giggled loudly making many gloat!
Even when delinquent David lying in wait,
Gunged her posh coat, she was sedate!
Delinquent David knew the young couple,
The plot thickened and was ever so subtle..
The whole thing was a fiendish set up to trap the Twee's,
Into another unwanted scandal to bring them to their knees!
The Twee's all giddy with Vicar in tow,
Left the party late, don't you know!
But delinquent David had tipped off the cops,
Get that, another clanger drops!
The police saw the Twee's driving all over the road,
Such as sight was an arrest to goad!
The Twee's were arrested for driving under the influence,
The ensuing consequences sure to incense!
After a night cooling off in police cell,
Came the anger of Mrs Twee, was too much to quell!
The magistrates ordered a custodial sentance,
For the Twee's daring to act a posh pretense!
Butter wouldn't melt in the Twee's mouth, or so it seemed,
Until the court case was big time news outwardly beamed!
The Twee's spent a month in the nick,
O'h dear was Mrs Twee angry and sick!
Delinquent David was left out on the loose,
After setting up the Twee's in a legal noose!
But what a disgrace the Twee's faced,
Like vicar and paritioners so straight laced!
Just goes to show that mutton dressed as lamb,
Can easily cause you a spell in the slam!
Naughty delinquent David hit again,
Proving drug abuse to be a pain!
Copyright: Kazytc
August 2008
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