Delinquent David the lad next door,
Overheard the Twee's ranting about drugs some more...
Seems the Twee's disapprove of hippies on dope,
Mrs Twee has even written to tell the Pope!
But this gave delinquent David a fiendish idea,
He's made teasing the Twee's his new career...
But what would happen if the Twee's,
Got done for possession of Wacky if you please?
Without further adieu Wacky was planted on the Twee's,
Oh naughty delinquent David was a tease...
The Twee's amidst hosting afternoon tea,
For the Vicar and others from their church I see..
Got a shock when their doorbell rang that day,
The police with sniffer dogs had come their way...
The police tipped off arrested the Twee's
For possession of Wacky Backy found near their keys..
Horrified and prevailining in disbelief,
The Twee's were facing all manner of grief...
Do you use this for medicinal purposes asked the police,
"No we do not" shouted and angry Mrs Twee disturbing the peace!
"How dare you suggest we are hippies on dope",
Shouted Mrs Twee angry and unable to cope...
The embarassment was too much for the angry Twee's,
Thanks to delinquent David, brought again to their knees!
The police detained the Twee's in a cell,
The Twee's found this anything but swell!
Up before their magistrates court,
The Twee's were clearly very distraught!
The magistrate imposed a fine and a year's probation,
The Twee's mortified and in total frustration...
Shouted at the magistrate,
This isn't fair can we negotiate!
The magistrates warned of contempt of court,
O'h Mrs Twee was angry and very fraught!
The magistrate thought Mrs Twee,
Was old enough to know better you see!
And so he imposed a further warning,
Anymore outbursts and its prison dawning!
Mrs Twee left the court in a temper,
Anyone would think she had distemper!
Delinquent David sniggering and come to gloat,
Squirted gunge at Mrs Twee's posh new coat!
Mrs Twee was hopping mad,
And went to bash the delinquent lad...
The police saw the start of the fracas and came to see,
What could be done to break up the row with the Twee!
Mrs Twee was beyond control amidst her anger,
But was warned of a further magistrates order...
"You continue to behave like this....",
The police warned Mrs Twee amidst the diss....
Mrs Twee was told to go on home,
Leaving delinquent David on the roam!
The Twee's convicted for possessing dope,
Could hardly show their face and cope!
How could this awful situation befall them,
Choked and with throats all full of phlegm!
Delinquent David had yet again,
Pulled the Twee's down a peg or two, what a pain!
It just goes to show that people should be on their guard,
Watchful of having drugs planted on them in times so hard!
Not even the Twee's are above the law,
Delinquent David's are delinquent to the core!
The Twee's were far from being amused,
Thanks to delinquent David they felt abused!
The Twee's on Wacky Backy heaven forbid,
Now they too look like a delinquent kid!
Copyright: Kazytc
August 2008
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