There are many things I know
about my chodeling ho
She loves my knobby knees
and how they shiver so.
She sings to them at night
She sings to them of Seas
that my clammy chodeling swam
to behold my ghastly knees.
She rocks them back and forth
and feeds them with her poon
She's my bivalve, this I'm sure
with pearls that mock the moon.
She's my chodeling when I'm drunk
She's my nipple when I'm ill
My choder is the loveliest,
but there's times when she's a pill.
She's my chodeling yeah yeah.
She's my choder in g-string
She rode my knees until they needed
Arthroscopic surgery.
She's my choder, yeah, yeah...
She's my chode.
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For my sexy knee humping imp.
Written January 14th, 2004
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i suppose the lighthouse is a big phallic symbol for this one....you can write and write and write and it must be terrible for you to be constantly so full of words and images good job you have loads of outlets you probably talk all the time and are extremely entertaining and invited out all the time.i am making up a whole lifestyle for you and you sing bet you even talk in your sleep.talk talk talk talk sing sing sing sing play play play play words words words words you probably meditate as well.anyway enough of my ramblings and fortune telling personality quiz results etc etc. captain spuna da da da dada
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Love it absolutely love it. I love something that doesn't ring out so normal, OMG I just described myself. Yeah I'm a lil on the odd side. But this poem rocks, well done, keep up the great writes.
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meow....I sense a cat fight coming...
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Interesting. It's different, big time. Great Write.
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You know those kind of poems that you finish reading and find yourself speechless...unable to think of anything to say. This is one of those. I feel naughty for reading this. lol! At times I wanted to giggle and at other times I felt slightly voyeuristic. Interesting. Thanks for sharing your humor and your adoration for your "knee humping imp".
Naena
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Well you know, i dont think i've ever...EVER read anything about the choda before... ti's rather scary...
funny
but scary.
Nyx... -
Seafood Dancing
Oh my. Lewis Carroll and Horus8. Take one of each. Toss into a blender. Chop until fine. Pour onto page. Bake until done.
Well, not exactly the Old Doctor...but I sense him in there somewhere, blending with Horus8's voice in some sort of orgasmic whiskey-blended falsetto - I'm seeing the entire bi-valve thing and it ain't my Momma's seafood.
You've got some lovely lines and I am more than fond of the meter and flow of the piece. Well stirred! Well shaken! How's about another bowl of pudding Sir?
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lol well this was quit interesting to say the very least and certainly not what I was expecting but this was good for a few smiles and for entertainment so thanks.
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Lol... oh, good... it's been awhile since I had a good laugh over anyones poetry so early in the morning... nice way to start the day....
Sounds like you need to hang on tight to those knees of yours
...and your chodeler, too.
Good write, I enjoyed it very much.
Dee -
lmao...this is just hilarious...thats all..goodnight
~JayLynn -
Oh my virgin eyes!!!
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oooo don't you steal the god damn chodel...i'm the chodel it's me no you i am me i am....ok i give up on stupidity....he's not a dick he's a choder..get it right.
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just yesterday, i was like, "wonder if that dick horus8 has anything humorous coming soon, could use a giggle" but i had been bothering him so much i didn't bother asking. (okay i didn't call you a dick yesterday) chodelay hee hoo.
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i'm not fighting i jsut want your knees....please?
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Sometimes? I amaze myself, but than the microwave goes off and I remember... there's crime to fight, poetically, somewhere, out there beyond the rock of Chodalter.
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i dont like the seas but all hail to your knees...god damni swear it's soo my new belife system i hail to your knees for they are the only thing that does not partisipate in your acting career of macdoofesses...so all hail those god damn knees i will say it now i renounce jewdaism and i hokneeism....oo that's all there is to life right there...mm perfection.....i want those knees.
Edited on Jan 14, 1:29 because ''.
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