Don't read if you want to keep your brain cells :)

I HaVe FaLlEn iNtO tHe BLACK ABYSS
[oH shIt guyss!]
I wnted to giggle
but pissed insteaddd
[OH NO'SSS x( ]

So I will cRy..
WITH THESE BLACK TEARS OF HATE!!
(bItCheS!!!!!!)

AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT..
you can kiiss the cheeks and eat the cornhole..
EAT MY CORNHOLE HOE!! EAT IT!!!!!
[w0ndrful]

"a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down

"
I WANT CHOCOLATE COVERED VIAGRA BITCH!!!!!111

o0h yea 1 more thIng..
ramen n00dles are the SH1t!!11

Author notes

lmao wow I love this contest. Umm the people who normally read my poetry are in for a rude awakening haha!
Hope its horrible enough for your liking..or well disliking? lol

A contest entry

Bully by Annexed Josephine. 500 points, ended August 25, 2008, 18 entries
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imoutyo
August 13, 2008

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very amusing in a shocking way yes, i most certainly didn't expect this. it's deliciously over-the-top, and i'm glad you totally went for this!
- City-of-Angels
  August 13, 2008
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  LMAO I'm so sorry you had to read this! It's hands down the stupidest poem I've ever written, I'm very embarressed xD I have to admit I love the bit about the chocolate covered viagra though xD Thanks for the comment haha!
Jasmine Rayne
August 12, 2008

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hilarious
lmfao This poem is hilarious. I laughed out loud >.<

"AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT..
you can kiiss the cheeks and eat the cornhole..
EAT MY CORNHOLE HOE!! EAT IT!!!!!
[w0ndrful]

"a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down "
I WANT CHOCOLATE COVERED VIAGRA BITCH!!!!!111"

Best stanzas in the history of poetry, hands down. Win this contest! lol

-Lily♥
etoile
August 12, 2008

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wow this is indeed a horrible poem
it made me laugh tho
goodluck in the contest
Annexed Josephine
August 12, 2008
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Disliked it from start to finish. Great job.