under the haystack eating a flapjack

once in mississippi, there was a little boy
who had a tabby cat, and a race car toy

he went down the road, where tomatoes were sold
and got his cat stolen, by a woman who was very very old

once he got it back, there was a hurricane
and he fell asleep, during the very hard rain

he fell into a world, that was upside-down
and he was headed down a road, to a very small town

he found leather gloves, under a bridge
which seemed to wake, a very evil witch

but a little tiny faerie, came to to help him, oh so neat
and helped him head, down the big green street

he soon found a wireman, that wasn't very smart
he had bluejay wings, decorating him like art

after they tried, to get some peaches
they went down the green street
and sang a tune about beaches

they soon encountered, very odd omen
a plastic vampire, that assumed he was roman

after they explained, that he was plastic
they avoided an incedent, that would have been drastic

they soon continued down, the old green street
and met a wolf, with smelly feet

they then went into, a field of corn
where the boy got poked, by a weed with a thorn

when the boy was poked, he passed out
and the others fed him, many a brussel sprout

as soon as they reached, the town they were headed to
they entered a castle, shaped like a shoe

they then tried to reach, the wizard of loony
but they were ignored, until they went toony

soon they snuck in, and were told to defeat the witch
but they complained, and said she was a b****

they went to the lair, but later on in the story
the witch stole the boy, and things got gory

after some convincing, the others saved the day
and killed the witch, because she got in the way

they went back into the castle, and saw the wizard
he helped all their problems, as fast as a blizzard

all except the boy's problems, because the wizard drifted on balloons
and never told him, how to get home before the monsoon

so then the faerie, appeared out of nowhere
and helped the boy go home, with no armpit hair

then the boy woke, to family and friends
surrounding him, and wearing new trends
THE END