Duck Cheney just couldn't wait,
so tired of hearing "is it 08'".
Duck decided to have a little fun,
bought himself a Cheney gun.
It's a Cheney model, you can tell,
angled barrel, easy load shell.
Somebody knew about budget cuts,
ole DC loves to show their butts.
He laid in waiting for their flight,
camping out all day and night.
Then one day they appeared in air,
pumping lead without a care.
I think Duck wanted to drop three,
just enough to gain control of DC.
OBVIOUSLY HE MISSED!
In a list
A contest entry
- Laugh out Loud by Florida Sunshine.
525 points, ended September 12, 2008, 26 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Times are tough...let's tenderize it ..with laughter. by ears2hearyou.
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Great! Someone should take him hunting
every day so he stays off the air waves!
Unfortunately Fox News would have a camera there!
Clever!
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OMG
I think you captured someone's spirit - afraid to say who - he might still have a gun and when lawyers are not safe from him and have to apologize for gettign shot - no thanks
love the poetic charm of the piece and I think my favorite part is " It's a Cheney model, you can tell,
angled barrel, easy load shell. "
this is just too good for words of appreciation keep writing
congrats on the HM
W.W.
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lol, this is funny. ^_^ Have you seen the Internet video where Cheney takes out the Easter Bunny? Very funny, reminded me of that.
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hah this is cute. thanks for entering
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This was a wonderfully funny poem that had me in tears with laughter. I love the picture of the duck! you are a wonderful writer and i am putting you on my hit list for further reference. I'm still laughing reading this. Great job, mate!
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There's nothing funnier than politics. That's for sure. You've done a great job with this one. Congrats on the HM!
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Ah this is so cute!! I absolutely love it!! You did a terrific job with this!!! I love the wit and the politics!! You did a wonderful job portraying this write!! Great details and descriptions!! Fantabulous!!
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The combination of politics and humor ~ This is terrific! ~ I enjoyed reading from start to finish~
Best of luck to you,
Florida Sunshine
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Congratulations!! on HM
This is the funniest thing and shouls have had way more comments I love it!!
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Very cute idea for a poem. I like it from beginning to end, especially the end. Good luck in the contest.
~ Joyce
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aha - a pet with a penchant for the political. NRA anyone?
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Oh my gosh this is just great this made me laugh so much goodluck in the contest best wishes and much love always
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Oh you are soooooooooo BAD!!!! LOL.......I love this!!! How bloody ingenious!!!
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Haha, great write. Love the take on the picture, and the play on Mr. Cheney's name. Best of luck in the contest, this is a great piece and really funny.
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A funny spoof. lol
Is Duck Cheney hunting fighter jets?
In the first line
you might want to fix "could'nt"
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Clever
Oh my this was so creative. A wonderful take on the prompt. best of luck in the contest.
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This is past funny I love your Duck Cheney!
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Haha, it's funny.
The rhyming, subject and flow are all great.
And the picture finishes it off.
Well done!
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I absolutely love this poem of yours my lover..
flawless rhyme and the flow is excellent. the subject matter is beautiful & extremely funny.. I couldn't stop laughing through out this. my sides are still hurting
good luck in the contest.
kat
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