Billy fucked a spoon
the spoon got mad
and ate billy. Poetry,
is not religious. Poetry
police are everywhere.
Look out. I must ask you
to write about a poopy
sun and moon and night
and love, and then hack off
your god stick and wedge it
up the Pope's ass.
Billy Bytack isn't a real
name, so I don't have to remove
shit! Don't worry Billy.
I won't tell them about
when we hitched a ride
to Sodom, and I fucking
wedged a small sodomite
up your ass for a sheckle
and a proper fisting.
God's in my poem.
God's in my hair.
God's in my sole and I
just don't care. God's in
my Billy. Gods in my
smile. Though I've never
seen that motherfucker
I've loved him the whole while.
Thank's billy!
Jesus, and Courtney Cox,
and Barnes and Noble
can all go poem off
of a building named
Evangelicalistic Bullshit.
Author notes
#1
Written January 13th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- Religion, however you view it by squishe.
300 points, ended August 14, 2006, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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The only inconvenience posed here? Was your tremendous lemming IQ
wanking it to Jesu as if such a thing means squat -- In a world where your god kills more a day for muslim, christian and jewish need --More Money and land than 'satan' has ever wanted. the gnostics were right, satan was right for calling out god, god is a murderous coward, and has nothing to do with the prophet jesus, only war and christian zionist money and muslim ape like bullshit. be a buhdist, or nothing, you ever hear of a buhdist starting a war? It's almost as if YOUR god is Satan, is apocalypse, is childhood death abandonment and misery, is not the light, but really the greed and excuses in a man's heart to rape, pillage, murder and drink to false kings and promise. Congrats. for believing in everything you've been tricked to believe in in order to pay your tithings and suck the world dry until everything is gone
just to crack bread on a cloud with everything that can't be GOD, but smoke and noise.
Edited on Jul 22, 5:38 p.m. because ''. -
So, this definitely did not glorify the Lord. Now, whether or not you are Christian does not give the right to disrespect me and my beliefs. I am sorry if you do not like this contest, but if you do not like it, do not enter it. This poem has been DQ'd. I am sorry for the inconveniece.
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Yes, that was the point. Kind of like how the moral lining of your contest has absolutely nothing to do with god, or love, but rather vague idiocy.
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Thank you for entering, but this has nothing to do with what I asked for.
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This was a kick ass poem. YI find that a lot of the ideas you have expressed in this poem are the same ideas I have been thinking for a long time. I really like the God's in my Billy that was some funny shit and the wedging shit up the pope's ass, truly classic.
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Indeed, I love when people let me have it. but you my friend are simply charming. I'm taking you with me.
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Well, pilgrim, I checked out the "real" thing at poemranker and all I got to say is, "Hell, hire that boy as your PR frontman. You could be bigger than Michael Jackson and at the forefront of far more interesting controversies."
I thought your reply was far more restrained than his babbling, but I surely did enjoy both. Thanks for the pointer. -
rofl F**kin hilarious
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this made me laugh hysterically! i loved it, but maybe that's because of the fisting and sodom part. ah well, i think you got your message accross, though i have no idea who billy byteck is. and i really don't care cause i'm laughing too hard!
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like i said get it all out all that built up frustration gets to you, i think your channeling it right be honest if that who you are to the point, be blunt
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Rantiffic
Woof! Guess you didn't have fun at Sunday School or else the Devil is in you Pilgrim and we're gonna have to burn him out. Fred...go get the torches. Emeril - stop playing with yerself and get some gasoline....we're gonna BBQ tonight! Jesus is gonna eat well and pick his teeth with yer ribs...
So...just as a general question and no real interest intended, where exactly down the street is this Sodom place? And do they take dollars? Just asking cuz Billy has a GREAT big smeary grin on his face and I felt like that once, but it turns out she was so fat I really just had a wrinkle and I realize now my entire life has been a lie.
Geezus Horus8 - don't be telling people the truth dammit. They don't wanna know Little Sally's poetry sucks and Billy is out behind the barn smoking weed. They want their ego stroked (as well as other things, but I'm trying to be G-rated here) and told they're a flipping genius "U R A GENUS!" or else you've just shattered their life, destroyed their "art" and flushed their lives down the toilet. I've slipped a few times and found later they'd deleted their work (instead of telling me to F-off which is what I expected).
But hey...rage is good. Faith isn't inherently bad - it's just what some people have instead of curiosity and you know, I've been jealous of that simplicity on more than one occasion....
Good rant. Not much in the way of poetry, but we'll let you slide this time.
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well i wish i could get someone this emotional over me. well done your words must have a lot of power. now you see what happens when you have loads of talent people just get so jealous especially when they know you are right.its quite an achievement to get someone to really hate you and remember any publicity is better than none. lets hope he does have influence and start shooting his mouth off because everyone will know what he is like and probably hire you to spite this man.
noone ever takes this much notice of me i am jealous.
has he seen your photo that ought to really kill him even more and his daughter would probably fancy you and start agreeing with every word you say.
so anyway you have a vast imagination and is this true? i have no idea but what a way to get loads of compliments. i love your writing becasue it is so different and wild.and also i hate jesus and all the brainwashed idiots who bleat on about religion in a smug self righteous way using other peoples words and thoughts and feelings as a big safety net so they dont have to be anything themselves and so they can feel nice and safe and secure and then ...she took another tablet and dozed off again. wake me up for the next one. x
Edited on Jan 13, 2:32 p.m. because ''. -
tiny bit pissed, were we?
Ignore the f*ckwit...It clearly has no concept of individual preference. I'm not going to say your the greatest poet who ever lived. You may well be. I can't say. And if I did, I'd be wrong. Same goes for if I said the opposite. It's personal preference. Whatever. You have a fan in me.
Keep writing, or I'm gonna have to hunt you down and...uh, force you to write...lol
Merry Tuesday
Ashes 
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