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Mr. Calvin



Mr. Calvin-
just who do you think you are?

You sound like a heard of elephants
tearing through the house-

You act like a ferocious lion
attacking his prey when you
pounce on a toy or fan-

You whine like a baby,
when in your eyes,
you find yourself on the
wrong side of the door.

You think our bedroom
is your own private jungle gym-
as you decide it's time to play
like a monkey.

The front door is perfect
to go out of,
but the back door is
for coming in-

I'll let you in on a little
secret, Mr. Calvin,

You are a seventeen year old tabby cat,

not an elephant,
not a lion,
and certainly not a monkey

you maybe an old man,
but you act like a two year old kitten.


Author notes

Over the past few weeks, our cat, Calvin has been so funny to watch, he has decided that he is a kitten or something, he races through the house and sounds like a herd of elephants, and bounces all over our bedroom, knocking things off the dresser and what not! He is a riot to watch somedays now!

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  • storiesuntold gold member
    November 18, 2008
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    Very well written here

    Yes my bobtail cat thinks he is spiderman


  • mamaliz23
    October 12, 2008

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    aww that was so adorable and very well written, this is how my cat is too, he is always all over the place. very good job.


  • neenabean
    September 13, 2008
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    awe i love this it reminds me of my two cats Sora and Hope!!! beautiful!


  • penman gold member
    August 11, 2008
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    Wonderful

    Aww, this is so terrific. You did great with it. Thank you for sharing.


  • Amera gold member
    August 10, 2008

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    I love this and it is so true!There is a story:
    What's the difference between a cat and a dog?
    A dog looks at you and thinks; She feeds me, loves me, and cares for my every need. She must be God.
    A cat looks at you and thinks; She feeds me, loves me, and cares for my every need. I must be God.

    Love,
    Amera♥

  • Shadow Darkstar
    August 10, 2008

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    Kitty!
    -Huggles Mr Calvin-

    Nice write Nyetta.
    It made me smile.
    Which is something I need right now.


  • Viva La Vie Boheme
    August 9, 2008

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    Aw, that must be adorable! I can imagine this being said out loud, I did the whole way through, it's just written like that. It was a great read, something nice to read in the morning


    • StarEyes
      August 9, 2008
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      Ok darling, I will ship him to you, and you can fight with him at 2 in the morning Oh it drives me nuts!!


  • Desire gold member
    August 8, 2008

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    Precious~~

    This is one Adorable piece penned
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaw I remember when my baby used to do that before he passed
    it was hilarious

    Love this!!
    Thank You for sharing Your Humori and Spirit~
    Many blessings to You in all You do Sweet Soul
    Best wishes too
    and much love & light~ Desire~*~

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