Ditch the ads, upload images and much more - upgrade today from 5.95/month!
Read • Contests • Groups • Learn • Forums • Store • Help
 

Bodacious Accomodations

Ladies you should plan ahead
For the time you shall depart
For those of you truly blessed
You’ll love it with all your heart

For its most accommodating
Surely the very best
Room for those special ladies
With the big bodacious chests

Quality assured
Luxuriance a must
Size is not an issue
We can fit any bust

When at last your laid to rest
Answering the final call
You can rest with a smile
For they’ll still stand proud and tall

A contest entry

Please tell me what you think

    : , Your review:

    Comment Suggestion: What is your your first impression?
    • Line numbers  • Invite them to read
    : no Cost: 0 free left 0 points, You have (?)

Comments

1 - 16 of 16

  • Reptile Lady gold member
    August 11, 2008

    Edit | Reply
    still stand proud and tall
    a great line
    Best wishes to you for this great write
    Julie aka Reptile Lady


  • galfalfa gold member
    August 9, 2008

    Edit | Reply
    LOL, that would only be for silicone sally's boobs....gravity still works after death i think for most of us I'd even venture to say some would need the mounds on the under side Oh, i just spotted it, Hollywood women..yep, perfect piece for it

    I'm standing on my head in my coffin....

    Loved this Rob!

    galfalfa

    • faderman1959
      August 9, 2008
      Edit | Reply
      gal this picture was hilarious and I had to write something for it. Could you imagine trying to fit those silicone sallies into a regular coffin! I'm glad you got a kick out of it.


  • darlintlc silver member
    August 8, 2008

    Edit | Reply
    You are so amazingly witty! This is pure gold my friend and so are you!!

    The ending was fantastic!!

  • imahealer
    August 8, 2008

    Edit | Reply

    Rhyme Me Into a Coffin

    So many different companies to choose from. A rhyming ad, truly gets the attention of all readers (husbands and perverts, included) You must have had some time with a few fake boobs yourself to be able to create the perfect oak crate! (See, you know they stay pert! LOL) My headlights (my mother should turn over in her grave) will NOT go down! Even at night, they are a beacon to all who are lost! (And --- they're REAL!) OY VEY!

    I can tell you have been an ad-man for many years, as you know how to console and sell at the same time.

    Thank you so much, my friend, for your entry (ad). It is divine! Am having so much fun! HAte to see this contest end!

    Linda


    • faderman1959
      August 9, 2008

      Edit | Reply
      Linda I'm glad you got a kick out of it. I know I did. The picture is a riot! I had a blast writing this.

      You are a very lucky lady to have been so well blessed! Or your fella is!

      • imahealer
        August 9, 2008
        Edit | Reply
        YA think I'm blessed! Try carrying around two huge balls that hang to your knees! LOL MAn? What man? Where is he? Must not have been a boob man! LOL


        • faderman1959
          August 11, 2008
          Edit | Reply
          He must a have been a fool then! You seem like a great lady to me!


  • PurringKitten silver member
    August 8, 2008

    Edit | Reply

    LMAO

    Can always count on my sweet Jester for a laugh this is just to funny winner wrote all over at...

    • faderman1959
      August 9, 2008
      Edit | Reply
      Thanks kitten but I have to give credit to the picture. It was too much! I was laughing as soon as I saw it. I'm glad you got a giggle out of it.

1 - 16 of 16