Never let it be said
Just because you’re dead
You won’t get the perfect fit
If you try a resting place such as this
One size does not fit all
Customized for the big and small
Standard Size A and B
All the way From D to Z
Doesn’t matter if real or fake
Jiggled when moved or stood up straight
For the very best that money can buy
Please come in and give us a try
If it is your desire to stay off your back
Maybe in life you’ve had too much of that
We can have you Interred standing on your feet
Even in your limo or sitting in a seat
Ask for Maxine’s Mammorial Celestial line
Only the best material, each one of a kind
Made to your specifications from start to finish
After all you will be the only one in it
Virgin Wood of all kind, Acrylic, Glass, Gold or Silver
Diamond studded, fur lined if your choice, ask we will deliver
Cost is no object on your special day
At Elvira’s for the well endowed woman
You can have it your way
A contest entry
- The Perfect Coffin For Hollywood Women! 20 poets/BIG POINTS! by imahealer.
1900 points, ended August 22, 2008, 12 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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A very clever and fun one to read! I was smirking and laughing all the way through. Nicely done!
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Thank you so much for reading and making a comment. God Bless
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My pleasure. You did a great job with this!
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"The perfect fit", "from D to Z", "even in your limo"- HA HA HA! This is hilarious!
The first entry in this contest that is an actual poem- you're getting major bonus points for that. And you did it so well- getting your point across with humor, imagination, and a rhyme scheme. Great job!
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Thank you so much I'm glad you liked it. The subject matter was funny to start with. God Bless
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LMAO! Let me catch my breath before I comment.
where do I start? (You should hear my laugh...I cackle, sort of!)
First, your rhyme scheme is perfect and sets the reader up for what is about to make them pee their pants!
I have two favorite stanzas, although they are all good, though I keep going back to the same two. #4 &5! "after all you'll be the only one in it!" That line just glides off my tongue and sends me into fits of laughter again!
Thank you so much for this hilarious ad. I am a sucker for laughs!
Linda
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Thank you so much I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was fun to write. God Bless, Jo-Ann,
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